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fic: So Much for Bloody Independence

Title: So Much for Bloody Independence
Fandom: Heroes, Heroes Reborn
Rating: PG13
Characters/Pairings: Peter Petrelli/Claude Rains.
Warnings: Vague descriptions of sex
Word Count: 2401
A/N: Based entirely on the Heroes Reborn supplemental novel, Save the Cheerleader, Destroy the World, which you can buy for $2.51 and FREAK OUT about the mentions of Peter and Claude canonically living on a Love Barge off the coast of Western Europe, or you can read my very accurate but somewhat biased write-up of the same, for free.

Either way, without that info, this will probably make very little sense to you, but on the other hand, idk, maybe.

Summary:

“Hey,” Peter calls out, standing up as the boat sputters to a stop. "Need a lift?"

"That depends, mate. What'll it cost me?"

"Well," Peter says, crossing his arms over his chest. “I would say your honor, but you don't exactly have much to spare, huh?"

Claude's lips thin before he swings his bag, then himself, down onto the boat. "Guess we'll have to figure something else out."


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Fic: like heartbeats between thunderclaps

Title: like heartbeats between thunderclaps
Fandom: The Avengers, The West Wing
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson.
Summary: FBI Special Agent Mike Casper walks into a motel room in Calverton, Virginia, and Phil Coulson walks out.
Warnings: Vague descriptions of previous violence
Word Count: 3231

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Fic: Two Solitudes

Title: Two Solitudes
Fandom: The Avengers
Rating: PG13
Characters/Pairings: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson.
Summary: “Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect, and touch, and greet each other.” — Rainer Maria Rilke

(Or, some fluffy-ish lap-straddling, post-mission make-out fic sans any kind of context, enjoy?)

Warnings: None I can think of
Word Count: 2200
A/N: Inspired by this prompt on the kink meme. As per usual, it got away from me.

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Fanmix: slow, dumb show [Clint Barton/Phil Coulson]

Medium: Film
Fandom: The Avengers
Subject: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Title: slow, dumb show
Notes: 10 songs, 1 zip file.

So, I made this awhile ago and thought it was kind of irredeemably sappy. But then I figured, when better to post an irredeemably sappy fanmix than on Valentine's Day? It's kind of a "charting their relationship" kind of thing, I don't know.


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Fic: Proprioception

Title: Proprioception
Fandom: The Avengers
Rating: PG13
Characters/Pairings: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson.
Summary: "Clint is a very...tactile person. He doesn't mean anything by it."
(Or, five six times Clint and Phil's handsiness weirded someone out, and one time it was just business as usual.)
Warnings: Feelings, Touching
Word Count: 7616
A/N: Based on this prompt: Y'all. I would really love a fic where either Clint/Coulson or Steve/Tony have a relationship where they are constantly touching each other. Just affectionate touches, on the knee, on the hip, on the back, wherever. But I would really love it if they weren't in a relationship to start with, just really comfortable with each other. Everyone else thinks they're already together.

[Jasper Sitwell] [Natasha Romanoff] [Pepper Potts] [Bruce Banner] [Tony Stark] [Phil Coulson] [Clint Barton]
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Fic: Proprioception (7/6) [Bonus Chapter!]

Title: Proprioception
Fandom: The Avengers
Rating: PG13
Characters/Pairings: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson.
Summary: "Clint is a very...tactile person. He doesn't mean anything by it."
(Or, five times Clint and Phil's handsiness weirded someone out, and one time it was just business as usual.)
Warnings: Feelings
Word Count: 768
A/N: Based on this prompt: Y'all. I would really love a fic where either Clint/Coulson or Steve/Tony have a relationship where they are constantly touching each other. Just affectionate touches, on the knee, on the hip, on the back, wherever. But I would really love it if they weren't in a relationship to start with, just really comfortable with each other. Everyone else thinks they're already together.

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Fic: Proprioception (6/6)

Title: Proprioception
Fandom: The Avengers
Rating: PG13
Characters/Pairings: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson.
Summary: "Clint is a very...tactile person. He doesn't mean anything by it."
(Or, five times Clint and Phil's handsiness weirded someone out, and one time it was just business as usual.)
Warnings: Feelings
Word Count: 1449
A/N: Based on this prompt: Y'all. I would really love a fic where either Clint/Coulson or Steve/Tony have a relationship where they are constantly touching each other. Just affectionate touches, on the knee, on the hip, on the back, wherever. But I would really love it if they weren't in a relationship to start with, just really comfortable with each other. Everyone else thinks they're already together.

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Fic: Proprioception (5/6)

Title: Proprioception
Fandom: The Avengers
Rating: PG13
Characters/Pairings: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson.
Summary: "Clint is a very...tactile person. He doesn't mean anything by it."
(Or, five times Clint and Phil's handsiness weirded someone out, and one time it was just business as usual.)
Warnings: Feelings
Word Count: 1281
A/N: Based on this prompt: Y'all. I would really love a fic where either Clint/Coulson or Steve/Tony have a relationship where they are constantly touching each other. Just affectionate touches, on the knee, on the hip, on the back, wherever. But I would really love it if they weren't in a relationship to start with, just really comfortable with each other. Everyone else thinks they're already together.

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